Hypnotic Experimenter T-Shirts

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Hypnotoon

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Cursing Scientist.

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

Wishing Well

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

The Hypnotato,

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '