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Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

Sexual chemistry set

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Could you keep still?"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

I love Science.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"I'm putting you on country music."

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Cursing Scientist.

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'