Artistic Experimenter T-Shirts

"Could you keep still?"

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"You bought an airbrush?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Cursing Scientist.

I'm color blind, please help.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Psych 101 Frog Lab

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

Raymond Queneau

Wishing Well

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."