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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Prehistoric Modern Art

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'