Creative Experimenter Pillows

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Could you keep still?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Prehistoric Modern Art

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'