Design Experimenter Pillows

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Crap from the future.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Utility Chic.

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Cursing Scientist.

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Futons/Futoffs

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."