Artistic Experimenter Pillows

"Could you keep still?"

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"You bought an airbrush?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Cursing Scientist.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Psych 101 Frog Lab

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

I'm color blind, please help.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'