Design Experimenter Gifts

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Crap from the future.

Jazz is Invented

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Curling your hair for no reason

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Utility Chic.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Cursing Scientist.

Futons/Futoffs

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Roller Coasters

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."