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Psych 101 Frog Lab

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

Two discoveries.

Drone

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"