Educational Experimenter Gifts

Psych 101 Frog Lab

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Two discoveries.

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"