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"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Jazz is Invented

"Could you keep still?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

I'm color blind, please help.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'