Art Experimenter T-Shirts

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Jazz is Invented

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

I'm color blind, please help.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'