Hypnotic Experimenter Prints

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Hypnotoon

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

Cursing Scientist.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Wishing Well

The Hypnotato,

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'