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'You will awake feeling refreshed....'

Ghost School.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Magic Tricks

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Meowlzebub

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Hypnotoon

Fear of Flying Seminar

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magician Playing Golf.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Paul Daniels.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Nap time!