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'You will awake feeling refreshed....'

Ghost School.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Magic Tricks

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Meowlzebub

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Hypnotoon

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Fear of Flying Seminar

Magician Playing Golf.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Quiet Night

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"