Hypnosis Devotee Pillows

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Hypnotoon

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"She's late for her stress management course."

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Post-psychoanalysis

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

The Colonel at home.

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

Nap time!

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

Quiet Night

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'