Hypnotism Fan Pillows

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Besides 'fifteen until one'... what are your deepest thoughts?'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"We're following Carrot Top."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

You're my Venus

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'There's an imposter among us!'

Hypnotoon

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"So, how's your other half?"

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Victor Hugo

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Haunted museum

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.