Hypnosis Fan Prints

Nap time!

'Look into my eyes...you will buy this fine hi fi!'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Quiet Night

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Hypnotoon

"So, how's your other half?"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Your karma will catch up with you!

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

Surgery under hypnosis

Spaghetti Hypnotice

Fakir's dog sleeping on a bed of nails.

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

'Besides 'fifteen until one'... what are your deepest thoughts?'