Hallucination Fan Prints

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

The Da Vinci Cod

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Open House of Horrors

"Devi's brew?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Classic Emojis for sale.

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"We should start wearing masks."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Monster Self-Help

Zombie Problems