Hallucination Fan Mugs

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Silence of the Chickens...

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

The Da Vinci Cod

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Devi's brew?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Open House of Horrors

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monster Self-Help

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Zombie Problems

Trump Mask

Classic Emojis for sale.

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We should start wearing masks."