Haunted House Fan Prints

'Mind your head'

A Modern Haunted House

"There's a ghost, but she only gets mad if you don't put a new bag in when she takes the trash out."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"It's very awkward when it sticks like that!"

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Halloween in Bath

Orange House of Horrors

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Toadstools

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Devi's brew?"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."