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'Mind your head'

A Modern Haunted House

"There's a ghost, but she only gets mad if you don't put a new bag in when she takes the trash out."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"It's very awkward when it sticks like that!"

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Halloween in Bath

Orange House of Horrors

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Toadstools

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Devi's brew?"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."