Hypnosis Enthusiasts Prints

Poor chap was busy concentrating on his 'I can make you thin' CD when the truck squashed him flat.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Psychic diving competition.

Hypnotoon

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Counselling Cash.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Hydroponic Gardening

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

Big Medium

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

The Hypnotato,

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

"You like people and people respond to that."

Derren Brown

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."