Jet Fan Gifts

Birds on the wing

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Caliologist

Moon Lander

Fly Artist

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Scientists building a tower

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Migration Music

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'