Knife Throwing Fan Prints

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I love these old decorations!"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

En garde!

Meet Santa's entourage

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"You and your daft inventions."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"Bip."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Football party

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Ring those Christmas bells!

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

A Fork-lift.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Boxers vs. Briefs