Knife Throwing Gifts

Boy throwing knives at the butler

Knife-thrower.

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Circus Billy Blades

'One hundred and eighty !'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

'You're never going to make it as a cop if you don't put your past as a knife-thrower behind you.'

"Are you finally going to admit that you've run out of things to do now that you're retired?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"More?"

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Murderous Chef

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

Discus accidents.

Looking Daggers

Swiss excalibur...

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

"Who's going to carve?"

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight

Dennis's fear of sharp objects was well founded on his recent trip down memory lane."

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

Swizz army knife.

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'