Tennis Ball Seer Gifts

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

COWS: Cow Pong

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

I love PE.

Cat and mouse.

Tennis ball girl.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."