Sporting Seer Gifts

Madam Zouza. Fortune Teller. I see you playing a game with me wearing helmets … Oh, dear!

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"I'll be right back."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Tittle and tattle.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Nostrildamus.

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'