Sporting Seer Pillows

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

A self-filling prophecy.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll be right back."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Tittle and tattle.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.