Singing Seer Pillows

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

"Who's there?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

First Annual Psychic Convention

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Your Palm

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"I'll be right back."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'The mist is clearing.'

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

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