Seers Pillows

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Who's there?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll be right back."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'The mist is clearing.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

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