Seer Enthusiast Pillows

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Spy Satellite

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Sheepdog Security

The Gong

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Super-ego Surveillance

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Your Palm

"Who's there?"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'll be right back."

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."