Love Seer Pillows

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"Try a danged head shot!"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

The men of your dreams

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."