Love Seer Mugs

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

The men of your dreams

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Online Romance