Sitcom Seer Mugs

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll be right back."

"Who's there?"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A self-filling prophecy.

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Tittle and tattle.

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'The mist is clearing.'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I hope there is nothing good on TV tonight because I have life.'