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"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll be right back."

"Who's there?"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'The mist is clearing.'

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

Tittle and tattle.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'