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"Who's there?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

A self-filling prophecy.

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll be right back."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'The mist is clearing.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'