Seer Supporter T-Shirts

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

"How's my life line doing?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

The Music Lover.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Seals on Wheels

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Who's there?"

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A self-filling prophecy.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'