Scandal Seer Pillows

Tittle and tattle.

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Celebrity Gavin Henson

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Panama Papers Scandal

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."