Scandal Savorer Pillows

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Women who Read Too Much

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Trumpled