Scandal Savants Pillows

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Illogic Tree

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

JET (Part I)

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Trump returns home

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'That damn racial scandal.'

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."