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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Women who Read Too Much

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Trumpled

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

VW scandal

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Gulliver's Travails