Scandal Seer Gifts

Tittle and tattle.

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Corrupt politicians,

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Panama Papers Scandal

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)