Soccer Seer Pillows

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"What a midfield wizard!"

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

Tittle and tattle.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"We might need that ball, boy!"

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

A prediction.