Muscle Maker Gifts

I'll take this one here.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

One armed bandit workout.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

My First Camera

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

Battery lifting weights

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Important Muscles.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'