Muscle Training Gifts

"I suggest you take some things off your key chain, or carry it with your other arm from time to time."

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Fitness guru.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Gym Dog

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Battery lifting weights

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Important Muscles.

"Yes, sir, fat free—straight from the gym."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.