Muscle Control Gifts

"Watch this! When I tighten my ass I can wag voluntarily!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Secretive Weigh In.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Important Muscles.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Brawnstorming session.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Grandpa's been working out!'

Ding and Dong.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

A bulge of bodybuilders

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Anabolic Steroids

Working Out

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

Diet Food...& lots of it