Muscle Control T-Shirts

"Watch this! When I tighten my ass I can wag voluntarily!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Secretive Weigh In.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Important Muscles.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

'Grandpa's been working out!'

Ding and Dong.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

A bulge of bodybuilders

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Anabolic Steroids

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

Diet Food...& lots of it

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.