Muscle Training Pillows

"I suggest you take some things off your key chain, or carry it with your other arm from time to time."

Muscles

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Fitness guru.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Gym Dog

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Important Muscles.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'