Gym Training Pillows

People ride an escalator to the gym.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We're exclusively delts."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Exercise Class

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Exercising

Exercise now!

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."