Gym Training Mugs

Pushy Coach.

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

People ride an escalator to the gym.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

Bench Press Accident

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We're exclusively delts."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Exercise Class

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."