Gym Mugs

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

"Visiting your health club's website is a start, but I'd prefer you actually go there and exercise."

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

'I started a serious workout program yesterday. So far I missed only one session.'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

Yoga for beginners,

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

Exercising your heart.

'That's our most effective weight-loss patch.'

'Come on you fat sweaty useless ugly slob!!...Get those flabby white legs moving!!'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Motivation to Keep Fit.

They're taking this survival of the fittest thing a little too far.

Exercise bikes passing each other.

"There's no proof that anabolic steroids improve performance of accounting tasks."

Rowing machine on a river.

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

'I had a mammogram this morning. I think if I have a few more, I may be able to touch my toes without bending my knees.'

"And we'll close with a moment of silence for all the people with jobs who couldn't be with us today."

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

Blow up muscles.

'I can help you develop your triceps, possibly beef up your chest. But to be brutally honest, you need to be erased and completely redrawn.'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can defend this hill for another hour, but then I really need to get to the gym."

'Our athletic trainer is working through some 'issues' ...'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Battery lifting weights